BBM or Call Me

It has been a rough start to the day.  The two gremlins that I had borne awakened during the wee hours of the morn and prepared a bountiful spread of rainbow colored goldfish, mini-bagels, choc. syrup and milk, but not before turning every light on in the house and any TV in their path.  I get over it.  Then, the call from Collin..."OMGosh, you have sent over 400 texts and the plan allows for 250-SHARED!"  Uh, so change the f-ing plan?!??!  He says no. 

I never used to text.  In fact, I would get highly annoyed if someone texted me instead of calling me.  I would not reply to the text-I am decent and I phone them, instead.  I loathed the friends that did not answer...WTF, you just texted me!  Two minutes later another text.  My ex-friend did that all the time.  One of the key factors in our separation.  But now, now it has all changed...I have awakend to the benefits! 

If you call someone all wasted, the next day they will excessively mention how drunk you were and tell EVERYONE; like you need to hear it-you're  f*&king hungover.  If by chance they only see a missed call then you have to deal with the awkwardness of, "I saw you called last night...I was in bed-what's up?"  WTF, you grab your phone and see that you called practically everyone in your "contacts" and know that they will all be calling back to see what was going on at 12:30 am on a work night.  But, if you text...they really cannot confrim that you were drunk texting (drexting).  They can suspect, but not confirm.

So, what does this all mean?  Put your phone on silent after 11 pm.  Do not text me unless you have BBM or are with VZW.  I am on strict orders and will be forced to call you to continue any type of communication, regardless of my sobriety.