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Thursday, August 19, 2010
MJ
I am exhausted. Morgalin just awakened prematurely from the dose of a cocktail of chardonnay and xanax that I so graciously granted her this evening to tell me that Michael Jackson came to her in a dream. She had a dream. MJ sang at her sister's (Mad-girl's) birthday party and told her to "not give up" on her dream to become a "pop-star." I am way excited...I would love nothing more than to ride her coat-tails to success. I would even wreck my Mercedes and crash at the Beverly Hills Hotel before notifying the police that some dumb-ass tree ran into my bitch-of-a-ride.
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Dreams do come true :)
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